Thursday, January 26, 2017
Pokemon SoulSilver Jacklocke Part 12
I gathered my party before me in the center of Goldenrod City. Before them I placed several easels with a tarp covering the images. I paced back and forth between my party and the portraits, explaining, "Comrades. I am proud of you. I am proud of the work that you have put into this team thus far. Yes, even you, Bubba."
"We have enjoyed unparalleled success thus far. We stand at the doorstep of our third Gym Badge and have yet to lose a valued friend to the cold embrace of death."
They looked at each other quizzically.
"And I aim to ensure that that stays true. Behold exhibit A," I commanded as I removed the tarp, revealing the memes I had prepared.
A look of horror spread across each of my Pokemons' faces. Except Bubba, of course. It usually takes him a day or two to process information.
I pointed to each image. "One does not simply become a meme. One earns it by making little kids cry and ending Nuzlock challenges for ten plus years. Many have made the mistake of thinking they can just waltz into Goldenrod City and challenge this pink bovine demon without any preparation. I do not intend to make this mistake. Now!" I turned to face them. "Let's get down to business...to defeat...the Huns!"
Again they looked at each other in puzzlement. I sighed. I really missed Bacchus.
"We need some training. Especially you, Flint."
For the optimal viewing experience, I would recommend listening to Mulan's I'll Make a Man Out of You while looking at the following images.
The results of our training were spectacular. We were ready. I think.
To be continued...
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